I am what I am. I am the messiah. I am the antichrist. I am the alpha. I am the omega. I am a big potato. I am your worst nightmare. I am Jack's rotten heart. I think George Clooney shouldn't go fishing. I hate love. I love hate. I hate, therefore, I am. I am the sweet, 'cause the sour wouldn't be the sour without the sweet. I am the sour, 'cause the sweet wouldn't be the sweet without the sour. I'm a geek with too much time on his hands.